{thanks Ashes for the awesome egg mcmuffin name!}
So today is CD13 and according to my nifty new app, iPeriod, tomorrow my egg mcmuffin should be hatching. This cycle has been going pretty good. I am FOCUSED on making sure this is my month. I started temping, OPK'ing {though no double lines yet} and actually BM'ing...I know! I am SHOCKED on that last one :)
So my super awesome friend sent me this email:
I see that TBD (Tillies bang day) is approaching in TWO DAYS!! So your homework tonight is to bang! Tomorrow homework: bang! Same with Sat, Sun, and Monday!!!!!
I am not kidding and WILL ask for a report on Monday.
TIA for your cooperation!
Love,
Ash & The Bean
Gotta love a friend who wants me to get pregnant as much as I do! So I replied:
Dear Ash & The Bean,
LMAO - We banged last night missy {even though i was in pain} - we will bang friday, saturday and sunday nights too.
monday started my fertile day so we banged then. {i'm loving saying banged} lol
I will fill you in on all the details on Monday. Or would you rather me text you after each occurrence?
Love,
Til & little egg growing inside me
Her response back:
Dear Til & Egg McMuffin,
The bean and I are SO happy to hear you banged last night!! Whooo hoooo!! I sure hope right now that the one little sperm is fighting off all the other douches to make it through! Please be sure to bang lots and lots this weekend and dont forget to put your legs up in the air after you bang!
Love,
Ash & The Bean
PS: No need for after bang texts :) thanks though!
So there you go world - you now know my hubs & I bang and even our banging schedule. It was a little weird putting this out here, but how else do you think babies are made?
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On a side note, yet another friend/family member who "wasn't trying" got pregnant...if that isn't crazy enough she has a 6 month old. Awesome. I hope this egg mcmuffin gets fertilized and we get a little Nut.ter Butter this cycle!
6 brilliant insights:
Let the Banging begin! Happy banging to you! Hmmm, maybe I will bang tonight but not for any other reason but I just enjoy banging, lol!
Good luck but please remember to have fun!
Your friend sound so awesome and supportive!!! You're definitely lucky to have someone you can confide in on all the fun details! I hope you still have fun banging even though you're on a mission!
Here is some biblical inspiration
May God bless you during this time with a child.
PSALMS 139:13-16 - For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother’s womb. I will praise thee for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of thee earth. Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written…
Wow! Your friend sounds AMAZING!!! Esp. b/c she uses the word BANG ;)
LOVE YOU!!! Have lots and lots and lots and lots of fun this weekend!!!
xoxoxoxo!
THAT'S HOW BABIES ARE MADE? Hahah. :)
Have fun banging! ;)
I look forward to finally offically TTC. I'm going to do whatever I can. Bang 3-4 a week if we have to. [Apparently a doctor recommended that, which works for me since I don't really know when I ovulate.]
I hope you get your Nutter Butter soon. [By the way, that's an adorable nickname!]
LOL what a fantastic friend!! love it! All the bang talk reminded me of this flash video from a few years ago. it cracks me up. Check it out: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bang
Now stop reading comments and get to banging! (I love saying it too!) Bang Bang Bang!
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