Tuesday, April 20, 2010

now wear this...


anyone know the reference to my title?? So, there's a clothing line called Blank Jeans or Blank NYC that pretty much all of the high-end clothing stores carry. I find their naming conventions quite interesting...definitely not something that Donna Martin would have in her store...

Their store's motto is "Shooting Blanks since '07"...their clothes have names ranging from "sexting" to "harry ball" to "virgin surprise' to "whore monger"...it's crazy. Some of the items are super cute, but I don't think I could ever get past their names of clothing...or their website.

check out the images that are on all the main pages of their site. I'm not a prude or anything, but making your BUSINESS site semi-NSFW is kinda silly...


Here are some of their designs with wild and crazy names...some are wearable and some, well, not-so-much...
"tool" silk ruffle dress

"beer goggles" jacket / "Drop a Dime" shorts

"Blackhead" linen tunic / "Sexting" stud shorts

"Bromance" Stud Shirt

"Doobie" Silk Dress

"Harry Ball" Plaid Shirt / "Get Laid" Skinny Jeans

"Sexy Time" Tank / "Hard On" Trousers

"Virgin Surprise" Silk Boyfriend Shirt / "Grey Poopon" Motorcycle Skinnies

"Wet Drip" Silk Shirt / "Tie Me Down" Stud Shorts

"Whore Monger" Crop'd Boyfriend Pants

2 brilliant insights:

1 Funky Woman said...

Oh wow! Those names are a hoot! I think my fav is Harry Ball" Plaid Shirt / "Get Laid" Skinny Jeans
Not that I would ever wear them but wow! At least to the public eye you don't know that's what they are called! I need to check out the website just to see this for myself.

Have a great Tuesday!

Honey B. said...

Hah! Interesting marketing...probably pretty successful I would think??

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